I am sure that after I shared how I bought a used potty at Goodwill, you probably thought that I couldn't sink much lower than that. And that is where you would be mistaken, my friends. Because this Saturday, Goodwill had it's half-off sale and I scored this chocolate brown and aqua Gottex tankini! Yes, it looks like my cheapness knows no bounds when I will put my rear where some other's rear has gone before. And I also bought, dare I say it, 4 used V*ctoria Secret bras! I have sunken to new depths and I don't care! Give me some detergent! give me some steaming hot water! I will give you a $100 bathing suit that doesn't make you resemble a 12 year old gymnast and $160 worth of bras that you didn't have to buy from a porn store (aka V*ctoria's Secret)!
JK, I will go commando first!