Monday, August 16, 2010

New Mom's Secret...

I am sure that after I shared how I bought a used potty at Goodwill, you probably thought that I couldn't sink much lower than that.  And that is where you would be mistaken, my friends.  Because this Saturday, Goodwill had it's half-off sale and I scored this chocolate brown and aqua Gottex tankini!  Yes, it looks like my cheapness knows no bounds when I will put my rear where some other's rear has gone before.  And I also bought, dare I say it, 4 used V*ctoria Secret bras!  I have sunken to new depths and I don't care!  Give me some detergent! give me some steaming hot water!  I will give you a $100 bathing suit that doesn't make you resemble a 12 year old gymnast and $160 worth of bras that you didn't have to buy from a porn store (aka V*ctoria's Secret)!

Total Cost:  $10

Now if I ever do stoop to buying used underwear, well that will be New Mom's Secret...


JK, I will go commando first!

7 comments:

Marie said...

LOL Himilce!! You got me laughing literally "out loud" I don't blame you one single bit!!

~ Marie

Pam said...

You crack me up Himilce. Its a good thing I'm down stairs right now, I'd be waking up Steve with my snorts. You're definitely have a talent for beautiful bargains. Thanks for the comments on my blog. Looking forward to the pictures of Elon and the Naan bread.
Love you,
Pam

Bonnie said...

Great deals! And hey, they most likely would've been tried on at the regular store, had you bought them there, so unless you're trying to justify sweat stains or something ;-), I think you got quite the bargain!

As for the "what do you with canned chicken" question you asked, ahem, a loooong time ago (sorry!), I use it for OOPS! I have nothing thawed/dinner bombed days.
Usually hot chicken salad, once in a while hot chicken sandwiches. It has a definite taste and texture to it, so while it tastes fine, we like it better mixed with plenty of seasoning.

Katheryn said...

You have to tell me next time you go, I need some of you bargsins rubbed onto me. Especially since I haven't been pregnant duting the winter, can we say mew wardrobe. :)

Judith and Lance said...

HAHAHAH!! This is TOOOO Funny! Thanks for giving me a good laugh!

Davene said...

Just popping in to say hi...and I miss you...and I hope you're doing well.

Everything OK in the wild west?? :)

Danielle said...

Ok, I was gonna start following this blog, just because I thought you were so funny, CRACKED me up about going commando. TOTALLY understand the VS bra's I just stocked up on at our thrift store too!!! THEN, reading down I see it's you!!! :-D
I hope I can follow along too!
Do you mind?