Well, we all know how the saying goes. But I'm ignoring it for now. I am MAD! I am going to be a spoiled brat and say that I want my husband home for dinner! This is producing in me an alter-ego that looks and acts strikingly similar to this woman:
And I really can make myself look and sound just like her!
Oh Paul, why did you ever give us that standard of "being content in every situation..." If you hadn't said that, I'd be free and content to just sit and wallow in my self-pity, consoling myself with mashed oreos in milk. Sheesh, my belly is beginning to show the effects of 3 years of lonely weeknights :(
*Sigh,* Paul, how did you ever get through those difficult years in prison without chocolate?