1. You can't live if you don't get some salsa, like NOW
2. You walk down the aisles at Wal-Mart and about gag because someone obviously had garlic for lunch
3. You go to Chili's and eat your whole meal without realizing it's gone
4. You begin craving a homemade bean burrito at 10:00pm with 5 inches of snow on the ground
5. You take so many pregnancy tests to confirm it you run out of *ee!
The baby's due August 12th! Any advice on how to get Elon potty trained before then would be appreciated!